| L'amico Michele Rigoldi mi ha mandato questo divertente scambio di email che potete leggere qui di seguito.
Ma prima ecco il messaggio di Michele. Oh! Ce stato uno rotto in cuculo che ha provato a rubarmi lo denario, ve metto qui le cazzate che sparava! Ah l'inglese d'hoxford me la scritto mio frato-cuggino che ha studiato a camrigge. E pe chi volesse pijia peu culo o'stronz eccove i dati: mr Idowu Martins (idowumartins22@voila.fr ; idowumartins22@yahoo.com). |
| TRANSFER OF USD$22MILLION INTO YOUR
ACCOUNT} TELEPHONE: 234-80-23036843 The PresidentCEO. Dear sir I, on behalf of my other colleagues from different organs of Federal Government of Nigeria (FGN) owned parastatals decided to solicit your assistance as regards transfer of the above-mentioned amount into your bank account. This fund accrued from over invoicing of various contact awarded in my parastatal to certain Foreign Contractors sometimes ago. We, as holders of sensitive position in our various parastatals, were mandated by the Federal Government to Scrutinise all payments made to certain foreign Contractors and we discovered that some of the contracts they executed were grossly over-invoiced either by omission or commission. In the process the sum of US$27M (Twenty Seven Million US Dollars only) was found lying in the parastatal suspense account after the foreign contractors had been paid their rightful dues for executing the said contracts. We all agreed that this over-invoiced amount be transferred (for our own use) into a bank account provided by a foreign partner, because we are government workers and the Code of Conduct does not allow us to operate foreign accounts. However, we have succeeded in transferring some of this money precisely US$5.0M (Five Million US Dollars only) into a foreign account in MOROCCO (North Africa), but the provider of the account in MOROCCO is up to some mischief and refuses to comply to the earlier mutual agreement by insisting that the total amount be paid into his nominated bank account before disbursement will take effect. If for a meagre sumof US$5.0M (Five Million US Dollars only) we are not compensated, is it when the balance of US$22M (Twenty-two Million Us Dollars)is transferred that we will be sure of our full compensation? Of course,this abuse of trust and inhumanity calls for sober reflection and search for absolute trust. Thus we are seeking your unwavering assistance that the remaining amount of US$22M can be speedily processed and fully remitted into your nominated bank account. On successful remittance of the fund into your account, you will be compensated with 30% of the amount for your assistance and services. So far, much have been said and due to our sensitive positions, we cannot afford a slip in thistransaction neither can we give out identity as regards our respective offices, but whereby cordial relationship is established, smooth operations commences, you will be furnished with details of all you deserves toknow. I am at your disposition to entertain any question from you with respect to this transaction, so contact me immediately through my e:mail for further information on the requirements and procedure forthistransaction. Please, treat with the strictest confidentiality andutmost urgency Yours faithfully, MR IDOWU MARTINS. |
| Dear Sir, I received a message from you yesterday, it seems interesting, but i haven't caught all the points. I would be honored to help you but i didn't understand how to do. I understood that you need my help to transfer money, and i'll be glad to help. Expecially just because i'm currently on a campaign to be elected as the Major of my city, the beautiful Lagonegro. So i completely understand the problems about politics. My family is well known for its reputation and honor, so you can trust me. Awaiting news. Michele Rigoldi |
| DEAR MICHELE RIGOLDI, THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING MAIL TO MY PROPOSAL AND I ACKNOWLEDGE THE UPON RECEIPT OF YOUR MAIL AND WELL NOTED. HOWEVER, I AM WORKING WITH NIGERIA NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORPORATION (NNPC) UNDER BURGET AND PLANNING PRICIPALLY CONCERNED ON CONTACT APPROVE AWARDED TO FOREIGN CONTRACTORS. SO ALONG THE LINE THE SUM OF 22MUSD WAS LEFT OUT AFTER AND NOW WAS LAYING DOWN ON SUSPENSE ACCOUNT FOR SOME PERIOD OF TIME AFTER THOSE FOREIGN CONTRACTORS WHERE BEING PAID FOR THEIR JOB WELL DONE HERE IN NIGERIA WITH OUR (NNPC) NIGERIA NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORPORATION. MOREOVER, THE FIRST 5MUSD WAS TRANSFERRED TO MOROCCO BUT THE FOREIGN CLIENT WHO WE SOLICITED FOR HIS ASSITANCE AND PROVIDED US WITH HIS ACCOUNT BUT WE WHERE SURPRISED THAT IMMEDIATELY THE FUNDS HIT HIS ACCOUNT BUT HE ONLY DECIDED TO SIT ON THAT FIRST 5MUSD SO AFTER TRACE WITH ALL THE INFORMATION GIVEN TO US BUT DISCOVER THAT THE WHOLE THINGS SENT TO US HERE WHERE BEING FAKE SO THAT IS WHY WE SOLICITED FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE AND TO KNOW IF YOU ARE RELIABLE AND TRUST WORTHY PERSON AND TO ALSO KNOW IF YOU ARE WELL CAPEBLE TO HANDLE THIS NOBLE TRANSACTION AND TO KEEP IT WITHIN YOUR SELF FOR WE HERE NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT THIS EXPECT I AND MY COLLEAGUE. BUT BEFORE TO BE SURE OF YOU I WILL LIKE YOU TO SEND TO ME THE FIRST FRONT PAGE OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT / YOUR DRIVING LIENCE FOR IDTIFICATION OF YOU WHY I WILL ALSO SEND MY TO YOU. IN ACCORDANCE INFORMATIONS REQUIRE SUCH AS WHERE TO REMITTE THE FUNS INTO YOUR NOMINATED BANK SUCH AS FOLLOWS: 1. BANKING PARTICULARS......................... AND BANK ACCOUNT / BANK NAME. 2. PRIVATE TELEPHONE / FAX FOR EASY COMMUNICATION.................... 3. COMPANY NAME / ADDRESS THIS WILL ENABLE US REGISTER YOUR COMPANY HERE AS ONE OF THE FOREIGN CONTRACTORS THAT EXECUTED THE SAID CONTRACT HERE WITH OUR NNPC...................... 4. SWIFT CODE...................... AND AS SOON AS ALL THIS INFORMATIONS IS BEING PROVIDE I WILL NOW SUBMIT YOUR BANKING APPLICATION TO THE FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE (FMF) FOR THE VITAL APPROVAL DOCUMENT THAT WILL MAKE THE BANK TO KNOW YOU THE ORIGINAL BENEFICIARY OF THE FUND 22MUSD THIS IS BECAUSE THE COPIES OF THE APPROVAL WILL BE SEND TO THE BANK FOR PAYMENT AND I SEND YOU THE APPROVAL FOR YOUR ONWARD UPDATE RECORDS AND WILL COME TO YOUR COUNTRY AT THE FINAL DISBURSEMENT OF THE TNOBLE TRANSACTION WHERE WE MEET ONE ON ONE AND AS WE PROCEEDS MORE INFORMATION WILL BE GIVEN TO YOU. MY PRIVATE CELLMOBILE PHONE IS 234-80-23036843 AWAITING YOUR RESPONSE. BEST REGARDS. IDOWU MARTINS. |
| Hello, now I clearly understand what kind of business are you running, and i confess you that it's very similar to mine. Here i give you some details about me: Michele Rigoldi Tel . +39 0973-XXXXX Fax . +39 0973-XXXXX My company is called 'Onoranze Funebri' and it's in Lagonegro, Predappio Street n°1 (una via littoria) The Zip code is 85042 For now i can't give you a bank account, cause there are some problems, first of all i'm making a great affair with a friend of mine, you'll probably know him, mr. C. Previti, and i'm waiting for the money to create a secure bank account. These are terrible times, my don doesn't want problems and so i'm acting on my way and silently. Bye Michele |
| DEAR MICHELE RIGOLDI, ANY WAY I RECEIVE SOME OF YOUR DETAILS AS REQUIRED BUT NOT YET RCEIVE YOUR BANKING PARTICULARS THIS IS BECAUSE WITHOUT YOUR BANKING INFORMATION WE CAN NOT SUBMIT YOUR APPLICATION (FMF) FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE FOR THE VITAL APPROVAL WHICH WILL ENABLE THE BANK KNOW TO KNOW YOU ARE RIGHTFUL BENEFICIARY THAT IS THE ORIGINAL FOREIGN CONTRACTOR THAT DOES THE CONTRACT HERE WITH OUR (NNPC) NIGERIA NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORPORATION. MOREOVER, THIS IS BECAUSE ONCE YOUR BANKING INFORMATION IS BEING RECEIVED NOW I WILL START FORWARD IT TO SAID MINISTRY AND AS SOON AS THEY SECURE IT THE MINISTRY WILL FORWARD IT THE BANK WHICH THE BANK WILL CONTACT YOU TO INFORM YOU AND THAT IS WHY I WILL SEND YOU THE COPIES OF THE APPROVAL FOR YOUR RECORDS UPDATE WHY THE SAME TO OUR SIDE HERE. AND ONCE THE BANK CONTACT YOU I WILL BE TELLING ON WHAT TO SAY TO AVOID SUSPICIOUS I HAVE MADE AN SENT MY SECRETARY THIS MORNING TO FIND OUT THE COST OF THE APPROVALS WHICH I WILL DISCUSS WITH YOU ONCE IS BACK. AND WHY ALL THIS THAT WE ARE SOLICITING FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE IS BECAUSE CIVIL SERVANT IN COUNTRY DOES NOT ALLOWN US TO OPERATE FOREIGN ACCOUNT DUE TO SOME CODE OF CONDUCT AND PERCENTAGE HAS BEING MAPOUT 30% FOR YOU AS ACCOUNT OWNER WHY 60% FOR US THEN 10% FOR EXPENSES THAT IS WHY YOU DONT HAVE TO FEAR IN CALLING ME OKAY I TRYED TO CALL YOU THIS MORNING BUT HAVING A COMMUNICATION ERROR. PLEASE ALSO SEND YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT AS DEMANED BEFORE OKAY. I GIVES MY TELEPHONE NUMBER TO YOU ONCE AGAIN IS 234-80-23036843 HOPING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOONEST. PLEASE KEEP CONFIDENTIAL / SECRET WITH YOU AS YOU CAN SEE THAT WE ARE HAVING SOME EMENY OF PROGRESS IN THIS OUR LIFE TILL WE FANALISE. BEST REGARDS. IDOWU MARTINS. |
| I tried to phone you but a woman
called Chitese Incula (i believe the name was that) responded in an ugly english, sincerely
i understood only the name... nothing more. Anyway, you should try to contact me at home, +39 0973-XXX-XXX If it doesn't work try to compose the number in this way 039973XXXXXX or 0390973XXXXXX. I still have some problems to regain an account, my family is working on that and people who wanted my pain will have pain and will pay for that. Sincerely Michele |
| DEAR MICHEL, I ACKNOWLEDGE THE UPON RECEIPT OF YOUR MAIL,
BUT SEQUEL TO OUR TELEPHONE CALLS HOWEVER, I COULD NOT CALL YOU TODAY DUE TO I AM ON THE
MEETING WITH SOME BOARD FINALLY, PLEASE MY GOOD BROTHER I WOULD NOT LIKE YOU
TO EMAIL ME AGAIN WITH THIS PLEASE AWAITING YOUR RESPONSE. |
| Dear mr. Idowu, Why you changed your email? Is someone bothering you? I can help you,
my family's everywhere and we've contacts in all the world. Tell the name
of this hell beasts and we'll clean 'em up. |
| A sto punto o piezz 'e merda sta zitto e tace allora glie mando 4 mails a tutti gli indirizzi. Mio frato cuggino dice de converti' il numero della patente in esadecimale! |
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DEAR MICHELE, THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL OKAY I FELL WELL NOW THAT I HAD FROM YOU. THE ORDER TIME I CALLED YOU AT NIGHT WITH YOUR HOME NUMBER BUT A MAN PICKED UP THE PHONE TELLING THAT HIS AN ITALIAN POLICE BEFORE HE DROP DOWN THE PHONE PLEASE WHO IS THAT MAN. MOREOVER, CONCERNING THE MAIL I CHANGE THAT IS FOR SECURITY REASONS PLEASE IN YOUR NEXT MAIL REPLY TO THE NEW ONE GIVEN TO YOU idowumartins22@yahoo.com SO, THEIR IS SOME DOCUMENT THAT WE NEED TO OBTAIN SO THAT WE THEIR WILL BE KNOW TRACE AND THE COST OF IT IS 1500USD HERE IN MY COUNTRY AND ONCE THIS DOCUMENT IS BEING SECURE YOU WILL BE KNOWN FULL WELL AS THE RIGHT OWNER OF THE FUND 22MUSD. SO PLEASE I ONLY HAVE 1,000USD SO HELP WITH 500USD PLEASE URGENT. AWAITING YOUR RESPONSE. REGARDS. IDOWU. |
| Te sei proprio scemo t'o dato er numero delli policiotti e tu lo chiami anche. Ma i soldi pezeno e allora o' idowe insiste |
| Damn, damn, damn! they've intercepted my phone, now it's better to cease off the voice communication, thanks for the cue. About the 500USD you need to obtain that documents, how should i send them to you? It seems so strange, is it burocracy in Nigeria as corrupted as here in lagonegro? Or you need that money only to pay bills and a notary? Goodbye Michele |
| Questo è proprio scimunito se non capisce che lo sto a piglia peu culo! |
| Damn, damn, damn! they've intercepted my phone, now it's better to cease off the voice communication, thanks for the cue. They've also hijacked my email, so please from now write to this adress. Brother, I really don't know what to do, i'm scared, what can I do now? The only thing that matter is that the stinky Calogero Niscemi will pay for that! But it's so difficult oh brother help me! About the 500USD you need to obtain that documents, how should i send them to you? Goodbye Michele |
| State tranquilli che sto a scherza' non m'e' successo gnente de scritto |
| DEAR SON MICHELE,
THANKS FOR YOUR KINDLY MAIL TO YOU. ANYWAY WHY I CALL YOU MY SON HIS THIS BECAUSE I AM 65YRS OLD MAN. SECONDNLY, FOR THE DOCUMENT WHICH WE ARE GOING TO SECURE WITH THE LAWYER I WILL SEND A COPIES OF THEM TO YOU AS YOU ONWARD UPDATE RECORDS. SO, PLEASE IF CASE YOU WHAT TO PAY THE FEES OF THAT 500USD PLEASE PAY IT WITH MY SECRETARY NAME IS THE ONE TO PICK UP THE MONEY AT THE BANK ONCE YOU PAY THE MONEY. HIS NAME: IS AMECHI OSUJI LAGOS NIGERIA AND PAY IT THROUGH WESTERN MONEY UNION TRANSFER TEST QUESTION YSE ANSWER BINGO SO, I WAIT TO RECEIVE THE MONEY SO THAT THE LAWYER PERPARE THE DOCUMENT SO THAT NEXT WEEK THE FUNDS WILL HIT YOUR ACCOUNT. AWAITING YOUR GOOD RESPONSE. REGARDS. IDOWU MARTINS. |
| o ti chi cazzo seio? oh scimunit in d'a coppa 'a capa ti schiamazzo i pistrocchi e te sciancico li ginocci! lurito maialo setolo putotto pelozo te sciaffo lo capillo che ciai sullo puco taggiato vulisse au culo te pijiasse lu carcio che te fa fare lo spiritte sullo Io donot spok english but here is my massage writ in poesry You muzt py respect And we re pouerfoul Silienz is I uill crush you aside if you e nun te prova' a cacchia' lo cozzo che te sto a coglionà i'm calogero niscemi e Ora te killo piezz'e' strunz! don calogero |
| Don Calogero esiste veramente ma è lu parruco che ma battezzato. |
| PLEASE I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU TOO WELL, AND PLEASE IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED TO WORK WITH ME PLEASE DO LET ME KNOW SO THAT I CAN LOOK FOR ANOTHER PARTNER OKAY. NOW YOU DONT SPEAK ENGLISH BEFORE YOU WRITE ME WITH ENGLISH.
I HAVE TOLD YOU ON HOW TO MAKE THE MONEY 500USD. PLEASE PAY IT TO WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER LAGOS NIGERIA AS SAID BEFORE. AND SEND THE CONTROL NUMBER THROUGH MY EMAIL BOX. REGARDS. IDOWU MARTINS. |
| Ma stai proprio imbecille! T'o detto che ho cambiato mails e nun me caghi. |
| Please do not use my old adress my friend, i've already told you they've hijacked my email, please do not use that again! Michele. |
| Me so scocciato e che cazz! adesso mo je tiro il giochetto. |
| Hey, are you understanding that this adress is not used by you dear sweet friend Michele? |
| Vediamo se legge i 500 usdollari o e' capace de leggere l'artro |
| Dear Sir or Madam, |
| Chis'e' proprio scimunito, vabbeh io non so morto ragazzi belli stavo
a scherzà, so il re de lagonegro! Mo rilascio la parola ar sorciazzo.
Presumo non arriveranno risposte. Ma non c'e' limite all'idiozia. Per il momento l'avventura di Michele è conclusa, ma non lasciatevi andare a piagnistei: Michele Rigoldi non muore mai! MA ATTENZIONE : chist'è proprio scimunit se risponne ora, o lasciato il mio acconut allo nipote, mio concetto. |
| Hey! I'm using this email account of my uncle, yo! I saw your surname is Martins!
Yo! Concetto Rigoldi |